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New Malden Expresso

"You 'af to cheer the people ap." Photo by Fred Dawson: New Malden Station at 6.30am [Note: This is made up. It didn't actually happen.] Sound of a loud wolf whistle... the rumble of a distant train. In the background: "Ciao bella. Ciao beautiful." Marco: - "Hello." Christian O'Connell: - You are listening to Absolute Radio with Christian O'Connell. It's 6:45 on this dark winter morning in London, but now let's go over to Marco in New Malden, who has some good advice for you. Hello Marco. You wanted to say something on our programme about having a positive attitude? " Marco: - "Yes, I am Marco. I am phoning to talk about life. It is beautiful. You sound so depressed sometimes on your show. You should cheer up, mate. Like me. In the background: - "That’s a two pounds please." Marco: - "Yes, you ‘af to cheer the people ap." Christian O'Co