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The Economist is the most wicked publication on God's Earth

The wicked uses of language

There are two main kinds – and examples of each will come thick and fast in these pages:

Business English developed to make the casino economy sound real, and moral,

For example: the Insurance ‘industry’ and its ‘products’ – insurance policies (where in fact, having an insurance policy, for all its virtues, tends to write off rather than encourage ‘products’, for example stolen or wrecked cars, burned or burgled houses and contents)

Bureaucratic/Development English which more and more people in public institutions are using in public statements, stringing together phrases and instant clichés which avoid the issue, and avoid responsibility. New South Africa is the fertile field for this kind of bland, lumpy speech, and new South Africans are among the main users.

The only redeeming feature of what is quite the most wicked publication on god’s good earth, the UK weekly Economist, is its stylebook. Look at the way it uses text and language, and you have the ultimate model. (However, proceed to ignore its nostrums in its editorials, which are eeevil)
What they can’t help saying these days instead of…


Window of opportunity opportunity

In terms of any appropriate preposition

I am bored of/ fed up of …bored with/ fed up with


Floating prepositions

The East African (Kenya, Tanzania, Uganda) ‘up’

I can’t cope up with transport arrangements, could you please pick me in your car
The Indian way

That was a lovely meal. I am totally fed up

The pedant’s preventive ‘up’

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put (I won’t put up with)
The transatlantic viral ‘up’

Resources were freed up for other uses

In terms of

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